GREETINGS HUMANS,

It is that time of the year again.
*GASP*

Yes, ladies and gentlemen,

it is CHRISTMAS.

The time when we should be thankful that we are well and alive with 4 pints of blood circulating our body.

Thankful.

Now since it is Christmas.

You will get presents.
You would need money to get presents, if you don't have money, you would have to spend an unspecified length of hours on making a present by hand which would ultimately be gratifying enough for the maker.
Since it is Christmas, it would also mean that 358 days of the year has passed and that you are still alive to read this blog post. It would also mean that there are 7 days left to whichever year you are in.
It would also mean that Christmas is the time when most people get knocked out on booze and slump down at their friends foot.
Christmas is also the time when people spray artificial 'snow' from aerosol cans that consist of a multitude of chemicals that could kill a 5 year old in 85 years time.
It is also a time of giving. Giving time, giving money and giving love.

Christmas also involves the president of political parties in our country expressing their heartfelt wishes to the people of the country. So thank you.I could never have taken of myself without you.

Christmas is the time for some people like me to start losing weight so we can eat more during Chinese New Year.
You will get rain instead of snow.
You will hear some very very horrible singing. *HintHint* But its all in the good spirit of Christmas.

Now, that's why the cake industry is worth billions over the CHRISTMAS period.

Now, think again.

Godspeed, good luck,
If we meet again.

Lights off

A world of nuts!