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GREETINGS HUMANS,

In case any random person would like to contact me for some apparent reason which I have no idea what the reason is because apparently so I really don't matter much to anyone anyway.

Well, here is my number.
It is the same old number.
0123092593

Happy New Year, I wish everyone the very best in the coming year.
Things will certainly be different.

Godspeed, good luck,
If we meet again.

Lights off

...

GREETINGS HUMANS,

Have you ever wondered how Man came to be? How Earth was created, how dinosaurs could have existed and roamed the surface of the planet for millions of years, how plants came to thrive in the perfectly tuned climes of this planet we live on? Have you wondered why we were chosen to be the dominant species hierarchically, the only creature capable of using mind and hand for art and technology? Have you ever questioned?

Do you know whether God exists before attributing every aspect of life to His eternal hand?

Did God create evolution, mold humans out of corn and clay, created light and warmer temperatures so crops could grow? Is it ever that easy? Easy, so we could just point all the miracles in life to a heavenly being we can call God? Was it a human creation, this God, a mere explanation which could ultimately unlock the true meaning of Life? Did you create God merely to explain the unexplained, which is how Life came to be, under the most trying and improbable of circumstances?

It is true, this God then. This Creator of all things living, and we are all part of his Grand Design?

We may never know, and all we know lies in the conspiracy theories cooked up by people who claim to have conversed with God over tea and then decided to form their own religions for the sake of creating a world of Good, humbled by the power of this God they have so conveniently created to instill fear in the hearts of all denizens of Earth.

We may never know, for if God proves to be a creation of Mankind, then He would most probably be as flawed as us, no different from all other inventions of Mankind, aimed for the better good, but flawed all the same.

The time has come for you to reconsider your stand.

THINK AGAIN.

Godspeed, good luck,
If we meet again.

Lights off

P/S: This blog post was not intended to denounce religion but to reaffirm your belief in it,that is by knowing what religion truly means.

Christmas.

GREETINGS HUMANS,

It is that time of the year again.
*GASP*

Yes, ladies and gentlemen,

it is CHRISTMAS.

The time when we should be thankful that we are well and alive with 4 pints of blood circulating our body.

Thankful.

Now since it is Christmas.

• You will get presents.
• You would need money to get presents, if you don't have money, you would have to spend an unspecified length of hours on making a present by hand which would ultimately be gratifying enough for the maker.
• Since it is Christmas, it would also mean that 358 days of the year has passed and that you are still alive to read this blog post. It would also mean that there are 7 days left to whichever year you are in.
• It would also mean that Christmas is the time when most people get knocked out on booze and slump down at their friends foot.
• Christmas is also the time when people spray artificial 'snow' from aerosol cans that consist of a multitude of chemicals that could kill a 5 year old in 85 years time.
• It is also a time of giving. Giving time, giving money and giving love.

• Christmas also involves the president of political parties in our country expressing their heartfelt wishes to the people of the country. So thank you.I could never have taken of myself without you.

• Christmas is the time for some people like me to start losing weight so we can eat more during Chinese New Year.
• You will get rain instead of snow.
• You will hear some very very horrible singing. *HintHint* But its all in the good spirit of Christmas.

Now, that's why the cake industry is worth billions over the CHRISTMAS period.

Now, think again.

Godspeed, good luck,
If we meet again.

Lights off

Tagged.

GREETINGS HUMANS,

Tagged by Yisan
Rules: Do this tag and answer all the questions into your own blog. Delete one question from the questions listed and add one of your own questions. Make sure it's 20 questions. Tag 8 persons.

1. What was your dream when you were a small kid?

I don't remember my dreams. They are a waste of memory space. I guess I was dreaming of being older. Yet it is ironic that now we wish we were younger. :S

2. What is your happiest thing in your whole life?

You know. I know. But it as if it never happened.
So I'll keep it as a happy memory, thanks for all the memories.
On the other hand, it would probably be having friends who have always been there for me in times of need.

3. What do you wish to have now?

Inner peace and happiness that I have long forgotten.
Friends.
Someone.

4. How should the world be seen?

A colossal mass of rock that only existed as a result of a very nearly improbable event in science. We are here by chance, so there can't be any aliens.

5. What have you realised recently?

That it is high time I woke up from my sleep and try harder.

6. What is the bad habit that you cannot accept the most?

Being a retard.

7. When you have something which you are unhappy about, what will you do?

Keep quiet. Shhhh! And then explode. BOOM! When the time comes.
Otherwise, I'll try to talk about it. But I don't have problems. Or at least that's what I think.

8. Are you afraid of losing?

I wouldn't admit or else I did be Singaporean.

9. Do you think that you feel helpless, or uselesss, sometimes?

Obviously. Only certain people can make me feel like that.

10. When you meet someone that you like, will you confess or hide your feelings?

Hmmm...
I can't answer. I am too gay.

11. List out 3 kinds of people you hate the most.

Bimbos.
People who don't treasure three things in life, i.e. love, friendship and family.
Money minded people.

12. If you're given a chance to change the world, what will u do?

Give everyone a fair chance to live their lives to the fullest.

13. Are you satisfied with your life now? Do you think any changes should be made?

No.
Changes won't do anything but change something which cannot be changed.
And that would be worse.

14. When was the most recent time you felt touched?

I can't remember.
I haven't watched I Am Legend.

15. Where is the place that you visited and you felt the most beautiful?

Switzerlanddddd!!!

16. Use a song to describe how you've felt recently.

Disenchanted - My Chemical Romance.

17. If you had a chance to go ANYWHERE..where would it be?

A place where I belong.
Heard that Coldplay song "In My Place"?

18. Do you have anything to worry or to be scared about recently?

No. No. No.

19. What am I looking for in my life?

Love.

20. What do you think about tissue?

Which one?

I tag God. I just don't know whether he has a blog. :P

Godspeed, good luck,
If we meet again.

Lights off

Apparently.

GREETINGS HUMANS,

Apparently, I am back in Malaysia.
This said after a week in Singapore doing entrance exams gaining admission into schools I will never go to. To sum it up, it has been disappointing at most to know that I won't be going to Singapore anymore. I made a decision and no roads lead to where I started from. So I guess I'll be around here in Malaysia after all. Where? Hmmhmm...

Apparently, I have been given a green pass.
To go out that is. So please you peeps take the liberty to ask me out as I am very lonely at home. Certainly I am not as privileged as certain quarters to have their other halves to entertain them. [:P] and I ain't complaining. How to ask me out...here's the definitive guide, with minimal red tape.

Step 1: Call my house phone. The number is 0361409228. Note that you should only call after 12 noon and not too late at night, unless of course you have a death wish, which I shall promptly fulfil with the help of my mom.

Step 2: Ask for me.

Step 3: Enlighten me on the details of your trip to "Whereverland".

Step 4: I shall duly process the information given through my mom.

Step 5: I shall see you in "Whereverland".

Apparently, a bunch of baldies went protesting outside Batu Caves recently.

Apparently, I shall be expecting to see new RM 50 notes in my ang-pau come Chinese New Year.
Also I am bewildered by the actions of some people who have decided to buy a RM50 note for the price of RM60. Malaysians today have become very complex in their thinking.

Apparently, my mom bought a whole bunch of stuff from Singa Land.
So much so, the entire MPV was filled to the brim with stuff. And certainly, when we crossed Customs I am indebted to the hospitality certain people showed us by accepting an undisclosed fee for safe passage into the Land of Holy Cows.

Apparently, 2008 is two weeks away.
And humans as we are, it is time, high time as a matter of fact, we make resolutions for the New Year. Always, though half of them remain unfulfilled. So, I shall procrastinate a little more, or I could list them out right now.

• Get good grades. This is very general and therefore subject to my definitions and parameters.
• Make this blog a Blog of Note.
• Win a medal in something.
• By the end, of 2008, and start if 2009, I hope I shall be on the right track to go to a premier UK university. So I shall try hard.
• Go to SEA Forensics and give the organisers a heart attack.
• Be as happy as possible despite being sadder than usual.
• Write a book.
• Keep in contact with everyone.
• Reconcile differences within the family.

So goodbye people, I hope I shall be seeing you sometime.
And I'm sorry Darrel, guess you are going to be with Karl Shern in Singapore. :P Along with a nondescript amount of retarded friends available to your beckoning.

Godspeed, good luck,
If we meet again.

Lights off

unilateral.

GREETINGS HUMANS,

I seriously need a break.

I'm on holiday but I'm not.

I want to go somewhere where I can be alone.

I want to go to the beach.

I want to feel the touch of grass.

I want to smell the sea.

I want to...do so many things.

But I can do none, even though I really want to.I really want to spend these limited days with my friends, but I can't. I can't because I have got to study. I can't because I'm down in Singapore looking for schools every other week and sitting for retarded entrance exams. People going to HELP or random institutions in Malaysia don't have to learn random stuff from O-Levels never taught in SPM syllabus...


It's A.Math day after day.
Break this monotony.
What post-SPM?
This is worse.
I didn't need to relearn everything from ground up for SPM.
GAH!
This is what you get from years of philandering Ministers of Education.

I miss . already. -.-

Godspeed, good luck,
If we meet again.

Lights off

A clash of definitions.

GREETINGS HUMANS,

There certainly have been issues lately. As a matter of fact issues should be capitalised.

ISSUES.

Apparently, our good Indian friends have been causing a racket lately precipitating all manners of roadblocks in our beloved city of Kuala Lumpur. Really, I can understand their grief, certainly after all these years of brilliantly concealed "exploitation", I truly believe in their grief.

However their protesting certainly goes against the country's spirit somewhat, as in "muhibah", "cemerlang, gemilang dan terbilang". I would be able to conclude that "Country memang boleh" right now, "Memang boleh cause trouble" that is.

Really its a bit crazy over here right now. Soon Citizens of the Country would be flinching at the mere mention of the word protests. Better(!) no mention of the word should be heard by public ears lest some "quarters" decide to take matters into their own hands. YES, people. There have been mention that some fella from UMNO Youth has blabbed out something preposterously stupid, something around the lines of "You want to fight?*insert manic laughter* You better be careful, because when we Malays fight we bring out an entire cache of parangs to wage war!"

So indeed, this Country is slowly going to the dogs. I could hardly believe that piece of news when I first read it in the Singaporean Straits Times. It gave me a teeny weeny churning feeling in the stomach. :S

Whatever happened to the true spirit of this country, abang?
Lu nak bunuh orang ke?
SEA games tak da piala untuk bunuh orang la!

So we hear rumours over the next few days. The Government has labelled the HINDRAF group of people as "extremists" thus sparking a smear campaign in our so great "free" press. Wait a minute...am I missing a beat here?

Let's define extremism.

Extremism is a term used to describe the actions or ideologies of individuals or groups outside the perceived political center of a society; or otherwise claimed to violate common standards of ethics and reciprocity. It is usually considered by those to whom it is applied to be a pejorative term. It is typically used in reference to political and social ideologies seen as irrational, counterproductive, unjustifiable, or otherwise unacceptable to a civil society. The term connotes the illegitimacy of certain ideas or methods.

http://www.en.wikipedia.com/extremism

Yeah? Surely extremist is the best term to describe them...if you want to discredit those who are involved. Of course you surely can't call these people "terrorist", "hullabaloos" or some rough equivalent of "Islamist" because they are not pushing for a Hindu government here aren't they? However, extremist might be a tad to "extreme" to describe these people. Cut them some slack, man. For sure these people shouldn't be picketing and rioting around in the Capital as they wish but at least hear them out.

Their case is fairly strong if you ask me. Indians represent such a minor part of this society because they have constantly been marginalised socially, economically and politically. Surely they have a right as "free speakers in a democratic society" to at least plead their sad plight in front of the people of the Country. Look at it this way.

By means of basic reasoning we shall consider the Indian peoples in all fairness in three categories.

Politics.
The only Indian minister they have that represents them is Mr Sammy Vellu. Yes, our good friend, who does an impeccable job overlooking the desperate state of public works in the country. One Indian fella. And that Indian fella is supposed to represent the Indian community in the Cabinet. Fantastic. Obviously there is Karpal Singh. However, the government would rather shoot themselves than listen to him, considering his loyalties lie in the Opposition. Frankly there isn't much going for the Indians in politics. Compared to the Chinese and the Malays....hmmm...marginalised? I'd give it some serious thought. This area only manages to get a score of 4/10. Fair enough.

Economic.
Well, Indians have been doing very well. In this Country, they represent a significant portion of our professional workforce. They are not exploited as badly as in some other countries, e.g Singapore(!) yes, you read correctly. It's happening sure, the discrimination, but it's still tolerable. Considering Indians have a few hotshots among the local rich and famous such as Ananda Krishnan, Tony Fernandes and Bernard Chandran. I would give the Indians 7/10 in this area. Doing pretty well I might say.

Social.
This is the crux of the ongoing debate. Seemingly the Government is not doing enough for the Indians in this respect. Among the various complaints include the issue of scholarships. Apparently, if 10 scholarships were to be given to the Rakyat, 7 would go to the Bumis, 2 would go to the Chinese, and 1 would go to the Indians. This has been a long ongoing debate, but it would be best in our interest as dutiful Citizens of the Country not to challenge it. It has been said that scholarships here are given out according to societal ratio therefore certainly this PTPTN scholarships are fair enough considering the country that we live in. So accept it, thambi! The goldmine issue that sparked this furore among Hindus in our country is the kuil issue. Apparently some smart asses among the "smart" and "competent" decision makers up there decided to demolish an Indian temple recently. Few months back I would say. Surely they would have expected some sort of backlash!?!? I really don't know whether these people ever use the organ they call the brain! The worst thing was, they left the mosque, which was also illegally built standing! What could they have been thinking? Were they high on nondescript amount of tapai while they were doing the job? Really...So in this area I think I'll be giving them 3/10. Its not as bad as they make it out to be. Its much worse. Tsktsk.


Now, that was one side of the story.

Here we have the other side!

I pity the Government for they have to handle statements and people of "pelbagai ragam". That's what they call it here in the Country.

Two days ago, the masterminds of HINDRAF proudly declared that they would rid Malaysia of the horrible crime of ethnic cleansing once and for all. Obviously these baboons were trying to garner public support. =.=" I 'm not entirely sure whether they knew what ethnic cleansing means and what implications their speech would have on the country's well being. Surely it wouldn't bode well among peoples in this country. Certainly accusing your Government of committing a sin such as ethnic cleansing is over the fine line between democracy and sheer publicity for your ideologies. Surely some people think otherwise about the so called "ethnic cleansing" happening in Malaysia. SURELY!!!

Now lets define ethnic cleansing.

It is the mass expulsion and killing of one ethic or religious group in an area by another ethnic or religious group in that area.

wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn

Is that what is happening in this Country? Why,Malaysians must be really fierce then, they ritually cleanse their houses of the presence of mosquitoes every night. Unless of course you fellas consider mosquitoes a veritable part of our society and deserve a chance to live.

Let's take a look at some of the worst cases of ethnic cleansing. There was the one in Bosnia. Remember Bosnia, we Malaysians went to Bosnia as peacekeepers once. That civil war was sparked by ethnic cleansing. That is ethnic cleansing. Remember Rwanda. Those Tutsis and Hutus were savagely hacking each other into pieces. That is ethnic cleansing. Could you possibly recount any days in Malaysian history where people went en masse on to the streets and started butchering every Ali, Ah Cheong and Arumugam for the consumption of stray animals? Can you? Has it ever happened that when you go to a temple to seek sanctuary you get butchered by the priests themselves? That is ethnic cleansing. That is what happened in Rwanda, in Bosnia-Herzegovina, in Croatia.

Not in Malaysia!

Malaysia was built on peace and tolerance.
Keep those values.
Accept thy brothers no matter what their flaws are.
What I am trying to say is we should never go to extremes. Abolish social engineering in Malaysia.
It is apparent that the plans of our forefathers are not working so adapt to the times. Give everyone equal rights accorded to them by the Constitution.
This is a Country. Not a slaughterhouse, not a ground for turf wars of the old where drug lords fought for supremacy.
This is today.
We are Malaysians, and Malaysians should remember what it is like to be truly Malaysian.
Don't marginalise or discriminate according to race.
We are of one heritage after all. Me no different from you.

There Darrel. I updated.

It's prom tonight. :P-
Goddamntheinventorsofsuchaconceptasprom.

"The highest result of education is tolerance."
Hellen Keller

Godspeed, good luck,
If we meet again.

Lights off

P/S Any similarities with real life characters in the above blog post are purely coincidental. This is a work of fiction by a bored guy.

Singapore.

GREETINGS HUMANS,

I shall be in Singapore.
Until Saturday that is.
Darrel, if you read this and would like to look for me,
call
0122992593

Godspeed, good luck,
If we meet again.

Lights off